• Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross
screamandshout:

wait what am I doing on stage

screamandshout:

wait what am I doing on stage

(Source: msbritneyworld, via trollney)

trollney:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

u better toil shrew

This is clearly the million dollar question. I hope the lonely ugly bastard lost everything. Why would he have to ask the audience? At least the audience was filled with Britney Stans.

trollney:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

u better toil shrew

This is clearly the million dollar question. I hope the lonely ugly bastard lost everything. Why would he have to ask the audience? At least the audience was filled with Britney Stans.

America’s Sweetheart, y’all.

(Source: stateofspears, via mrbritneyspears)

My intellectual queen explaining her #VEVOCertified masterpiece in the most simplest easy so you uneducated people (beyhive) can understand. She’s so fucking gracious and charitable.

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asvpfentz:

This is a woman who tore her down any chance she got. And what does Rihanna ask you to do? Pray for her recovery. This is who I stan for. She has a loving and forgiving spirit (as shown above). She has a heart of gold. God has her in his hands. That’s why any weapon formed against her shall never prosper.

(via mmmjulez)

fagneyspears:

This is for Britney Jean

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This is for Will.I.Am

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This is for making her do the X-Factor

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This is for Femme Fatale

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This is for hiring Myah Marie

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This is for rejecting Britney’s ideas

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This is for canceling the blackout re-release

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This is for canceling the Blackout tour. 

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This is for Vegas

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This is for the POM wigs

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This is for hiring the cheapest make up team

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This is for getting her shitty promos

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This one is for being a money sucking leach

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(via popbeat)

sonofbaldwin:

White dude in St. Louis named Kevin Miner was wanted for burglary.He eluded police officers until they conducted a search of a resident’s home and found him.He attacked both officers, breaking one cop’s hand. The media even alludes to Miner being forced to “fight back” against the police because of how he was being apprehended!Miraculously, the cops managed not to punch him in the face repeatedly, put him in a chokehold, or shoot him six times including once in the face and once in the head.He, in fact, barely had a scratch on him.Imagine that.The next time someone says to you:"BUT IT’S NOT ABOUT RACE (Patent Pending)!"Throw your tea dead in their face Dominique Deveraux-style and pump on away from them like Naomi Campbell.

sonofbaldwin:

White dude in St. Louis named Kevin Miner was wanted for burglary.

He eluded police officers until they conducted a search of a resident’s home and found him.

He attacked both officers, breaking one cop’s hand. The media even alludes to Miner being forced to “fight back” against the police because of how he was being apprehended!

Miraculously, the cops managed not to punch him in the face repeatedly, put him in a chokehold, or shoot him six times including once in the face and once in the head.

He, in fact, barely had a scratch on him.

Imagine that.

The next time someone says to you:

"BUT IT’S NOT ABOUT RACE (Patent Pending)!"

Throw your tea dead in their face Dominique Deveraux-style and pump on away from them like Naomi Campbell.

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vinebox:

White people be like ..

I’d sleep with him

(Source: vinebox, via ericyumyum)

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My best friend y’all. In love with her. #wcw

My best friend y’all. In love with her. #wcw

Tags: wcw

fagsindubai:

yasssssssssssssssssssss its britney bitch

Will never not be a perfect response

fagsindubai:

yasssssssssssssssssssss its britney bitch

Will never not be a perfect response

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Literally, Britney Xfactor gifs will never get old

NEVER

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